Friday, May 22, 2009

run run run die

6 comments:
 
Worked out today. I tried running. I don't think you understand. I don't run. I can move at a decent clip when I need to get somewhere, and I have a lot of leg, so a step covers a lot of ground. But I am realizing that running makes everything happen faster. Yeah, that'll preach. 

I also realized that I stink at running. I can't do my feet right and it's all jarring and I can hear my feet slapping on the treadmill, but the other pudgy mommies' feet are not making any noise, and I can only run for like a minute before I am all wore out and have to take it back to a brisk walk. I think I run wrong. How lame do you have to be to run wrong? Preeeety lame.


I bet y'all are hurting for some Smartypants. So be it.

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6 comments:

  1. Smartypants,

    What is the correct body form one should have when running?

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  2. Is R2 alright? What Blood? Everyone ok?

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  3. Dear Ms. SmartyPants,

    When one does not know how to run in good form, does one a) keep running, no matter what she looks like?, b)go back to jog-walking? or c) slip off the tredmill and go hide in the locker room in embarrassment?

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  4. Hahaha.

    I couldn't run either until I trained for this 1/2 marathon for the Crohn's & Colitis foundation -- and our trainer was way awesome.

    Apparently, I didn't breathe correctly and was going too fast. once I remembered to breathe and realized that running is really just jogging long distances, which is basically glorified walking -- and I chilled out about it, I realize I LOVE it and i can actually do it. I think I was too Type A to do it without someone correcting me. It's chill. I'm not naturally chill.

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  5. diet coke can cause weight gain and memory loss

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  6. Viking granny -- no, no, no. Diet Coke DOES cause weight gain and memory loss. I'm living proof.

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