Later, gators... I'm off to the BEACH! If the hotel we're staying at has wi-fi, then I will post this afternoon. Otherwise, I'll update you tomorrow or more likely Wednesday.
Talk amongst yourselves. In fact, why don't you submit your entertaining and amusing questions of a general nature to Madame Smartypants? Go.
In these tough economic times, should i leave all dirty diapers snuggly in place on the boodies who created them, awaiting your arrival, in order to get the most for the money?
If the diaperer was diapering the diapered? Would the diaperer diaper the diapered the way the diapered WANTED to be diapered, or would the diaperer diaper the diapered the way the diaperer USUALLY diapered diapereds?
*how old do you have to be for it to be said that you died of old age?
*If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
*If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
*Do penguins have knees?
*Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
*In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
*Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
*You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
OK I HAVE A MILLION MORE BUT WE CAN GET TO THOSE NEXT TIME :0)
Mrs. Smartypants, Given the tough economic condition, what is the quickest way for me to become a millionaire?
ReplyDeleteDear Ms Smarty pants.....
ReplyDeleteIn these tough economic times, should i leave all dirty diapers snuggly in place on the boodies who created them, awaiting your arrival, in order to get the most for the money?
If the diaperer was diapering the diapered? Would the diaperer diaper the diapered the way the diapered WANTED to be diapered, or would the diaperer diaper the diapered the way the diaperer USUALLY diapered diapereds?
ReplyDeleteDear Mrs. Smartypants
ReplyDelete*how old do you have to be for it to be said that you died of old age?
*If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
*If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
*Do penguins have knees?
*Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
*In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
*Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
*You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
OK I HAVE A MILLION MORE BUT WE CAN GET TO THOSE NEXT TIME :0)
Haha! I am a little behing, but I LOVE Crystal's questions!
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ReplyDeleteha ha i feel like i have my own personal cheerleader bri!
ReplyDeletehey i always know my girl has my back, even when there is a mob chasing me with sticks and torches. lol
i totally just saw the seen from shrek in my mind!