For the discerning blogger
This blog has been handcrafted from the luxurious piney forests of Midway. It is brewed within a alabaster forehead until ripe, then typed with the greatest of care.
Brought to you at the earliest opportunity, this blog has taken precedence over substenance or sanitation. It is crafted and spun through the cries of the very young, and during their repast.
Enjoy it, savor it... one of a kind.