We're still waiting to hear if this baby, due 8/4, is the one. It's looking like a no, but if he is, then we'll owe somewhere around $9000 on that day. Regardless, there will be a baby soon, so buy a rocking shirt and look awesome. Amen.
Go! Buy shirts and support Mystery Baby Clark! And please forward, email, re-tweet, repost, print this out and mail it to your grandchildren, etc.