So I know you are all dying to see my renovated kitchen table. See ya later, males! Or hang around for tales of mild female incompetence, you know, for conversational material.
I started, 3 yrs ago, when I bought this table on Craiglist. It had these flowers painted on it, which I hated, but mostly I was busy cleaning bacterial concentrations off the walls (hey, I'm still doing that! What the heck) so it took me 2 years to find a piece of sandpaper and sand those cheery flowers off, leaving naked little patches on the edge of the table.
No matter, I thought (last year) I'll sand the whole thing lightly and then paint it black. (get that devil music out yer head) So I did, kinda. I painted the leaf black and then I took a little break for a year, during which time certain parties in my marriage expressed strong and frequent disapproval of the "table plan".
So that party went on the road recently, and I decided to finish the table, because I only have 4 kids and I don't have much to do. First, I took said kids to Lowe's, where they both delighted and disgusted the elderly public. I bought spray lacquer, because, hey! 1 step. Ehhhhh....
I sprayed the table top outside and the seats of the chairs. My goal was black top, black seats, white legs, and I accomplished that, eventually.
After 3 cans of spray lacquer, it still looked super stripy, so I used a little bit of leftover black paint from long ago. But it was old and thick and it started making all these pits all over the table, and I was out of money... so I dragged a paintbrush down the surface, and that texture fixed the pits. I'm like friggin Martha Stewart up in here, if Martha Stewart let her kids eat Ramen Noodles while sitting on the floor for 3 days.
New white, old white |
I love your home improvement techniques. Mine consists of saying, "Meh, I don't hate it enough to do anything about it."
ReplyDeleteThough I am a master at wall hangings and I think everyone needs more pictures on the wall.
Prowess. Yes......
ReplyDeleteI would NEVER doubt thee!
Ha ha! Love this!
And it all looks cohesive!
I'll bet the whole dining area rocks!
Wishs husbands would say " looks great honey"
ReplyDeletelove it! And I know you can buy clear coat in spray form - just take it outside & spray the whole thing (so you don't have to take it apart again)
ReplyDeleteforget Martha - they should give YOU a show! ha!