Friday, August 13, 2010

uniforms and the man

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The bus was 10 minutes early today. Lucky for them and the schoolboy, I am obsessive about anything that has a scheduled time and was up much earlier than I had to be, making my child into the image of all his classmates, and all the other kids in this district. I tell you, there is something creepy about kids in uniforms. It's like the perfect intro to a music video with zombies or something.  And I should l know, since I spent my whole childhood encased in white oxford shirts and yards and yards of pleated plaid. I don't think they could make Catherine Zeta-Jones look good in one of those monstrosities. Plaid with pleats. It had to be thought up in some sadistic gulag-planning committee. Or something. Exhibit A: 
*Shudder*
I get it, okay? This is so all kids look equally bad and the poor/ugly/fat kids are less likely to be bullied for wearing poor/ugly/fat clothes. News flash, administrators of America. That's not really working. When I put my special needs kid with glasses in a pair of khaki slacks and a polo shirt, he looks even MORE special. Let me send him to school in a guitar shirt and some ripped jeans and the guy has a fighting chance to be ignored... 

It's nice to not think about what he has to wear every day, except the panic of did-that-stuff-even-go-into-the-dryer panic, but man. I just don't know. This whole army of look-alikes weirds me out. 

I wasn't even going to talk about this today. I was going to talk about homeschooling Toby, and his obsessive erasing and total meltdown when I took his eraser away. But somehow this whole uniform thing crept up on me like a pair of tiny kelly green gym shorts, paired with a mustard yellow gym shirt. Piney Woods teachers: what were you thinking? And what's the statue of limitations on hate crimes? 

8 comments:

  1. Wow...I have never thought about uniforms this way.

    And why didn't they make the boys uniforms, at least in some way, match the girls uniforms? Like...at least go with white shirts? The 80s were a rough time for fashion...I don't care what anyone says.

    Also...Toby's erasing sounds hilarious.

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  2. Hahahahaha : )

    signed,
    Scarred by Uniforms

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  3. My 6 year old used to be an obsessive eraser, too. Drove me nuts.

    The other Hannah

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  4. hahahaha!!! after reading your post, i now blame PW for all my bad hair cut/dye experiments... i was just trying to express myself.. and i couldn't do it through my clothes. that left my body and hair... man... i am so lucky i don't have a bunch of tattoos. lol!! i totally forgot about the yellow/green combo... i feel so bad for us all over again!

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  5. Ummm, see here missy - I note that YOUR skirt is quite a bit shorter than the other girls' at least 0.5 inch, AND your knee is almost showing.

    HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah. I went to catholic school. White oxford shirt, blue knit sweater with school coat of arms on the left breast (jMJ = Jesus, Mary and Joseph, but the "M" was biggest because the school was Saint MARY'S; no idolatry there). Blue and grey plaid skirt, only that sucker was WOOL. C'mon, Wool?

    Amy Hofer

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  6. i don't know... i'm pretty sure i've heard my man make positive comments about those lifestyle plaid skirts if they were on the right girl..... maybe katherine zeta could pull it off afterall...

    *yikes*

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  7. ( i meant to comment earlier along with the rest, so when i saw your wall post i had to come back and finish this business )

    HAPPY NITE TO YOU PAL!

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  8. ( i meant to comment earlier along with the rest, so when i saw your wall post i had to come back and finish this business )

    HAPPY NITE TO YOU PAL!

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