Happy New Year, everybody! Every year, I resolve to not make resolutions, as to not fail myself and then lose heart and stop believing anything I tell myself. If I let that go on, myself would become terribly disheartened with myself, and eventually we might split up. That's how multiple personalities are created, folks- New Years resolutions.
There is some stuff I would like to happen this year, but I'm not making any promises, me.
• Lose a couple pounds, without working out or amending my diet. I would like to become spontaneously and effortlessly hot.
• Adopt a baby, with whats-his-name, and add to the circus.
• Do some deep spiritual stuff and get all deep and spiritual and stuff.
• Write a novel, with minimal effort and great skill, and get it published without it feeling like a JOB.
But you know, whatever. Even if I don't accomplish anything, I will still love me.