Friday fave: Momologue

Continuing to post some of my favorite older posts on Fridays. This one was inspired by a particularly painful trip to Walmart. 

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"Okay, whatever, fine, just get in the van. No, don't pick flowers. Yes I see the dog. Why did you take your shoes off? No, don't switch carseats, the buckles... never mind. WAIT! Stay in your seat while I buckle in your brother. It's too late, you already switched seats. Quit crying or I'm leaving you here. Quit crying, I'm not leaving you here."

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